Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram