What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

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What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.