What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

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How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.