Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.