How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

Coyote Jokes More Coyote Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!