How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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I don't know I just fly the drones

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.