Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in