How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso