How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.