What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas