What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.