Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao

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What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!