Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Why are pirates, pirates?

They just .

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What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!