Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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To stop a kid napping.

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Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.