Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!