Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house