Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Don't look I'm changing
Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.
When it's broke.
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
When you can burp and taste it.
Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
Now, I tweet them
