Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

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What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!