Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Wife: Please go wait in the car

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He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.