Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.