Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

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What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life