Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

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Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss