Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss