What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.