What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.