What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!