What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

Pho Jokes More Pho Jokes

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.