What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand?

A mad lib...

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

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What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue