Pho Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight?

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What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!