Pho Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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Brazilians!

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