Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

Previous Random Joke Next

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.