Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.