What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.