What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

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What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.