Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.