Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"