What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.