Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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How about her mom?

Has she said anything

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."