Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.