All those spikes hurt his hands
Because its the only love they get.
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
No, dummy. Superman.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
His hand caught on fire.
Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*
Because it hurts and they deserve it
Me to instructor: See what I'm up against
He fainted after the punch line.
Because he spiked his drink
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
