Because they are ugly and they stink.
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Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!
It makes their makeup run.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
Because 6, 7 8.(http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)
Play with others.
One's a tragic Mick...
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
So he could save his stool.
Because it's a ZEBRA.
Between you and me, something smells.
Koala vomit
A Friar
The Illuminaughty.
