Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.