American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
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Because they can't see.
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Neckbeard the pirate
You call an investigator
because they're not afraid of committing.
He committed treeson.
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A black man who committed a crime.
Because he couldn't commit.
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Shooting the breeze.
Because they're good at commiting.
It was taken into custardy.
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Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
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In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
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He committed barbercide.
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
He was mugged.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Because they finish each other's sentences
Commit sushi
Treeson
Handicappn.
It is put in imPRISMment!
Just kidding he did
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
He had a fear of eights
Common sense.
They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.
Hows the chemotherapy going?
Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
because he had Loco-Motive.
An investigator!
An investigator. Ba dum tss.
Justin Bieber gets jealous.
You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!
A whispering eye patch.
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