Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals