Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.