Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook