Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.