When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

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they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"