What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.