What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.