Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What's the Spanish equivalent of the devil's lettuce ?

El Diablow

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)