How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.