How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

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How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.