Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.