What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

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It really has a lot of ups and downs

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

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Because they, like, can't even deal.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Why did the jellyroll?

He saw the apple turnover.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.