What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Apple Turnover Jokes More Apple Turnover Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Why did the jellyroll?

He saw the apple turnover.