How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

Dandruff Jokes More Dandruff Jokes

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.