Don't be depressed
Fruit of the tomb
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
A horoscope.
A gun.
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
With a razor and their wrist.
His rotten girlfriend split on him.