Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What is hillybillys fantasy?

S&ampM . . . . .. Sister and Mother.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Carson Jokes More Carson Jokes

Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ?

Carconogenic !

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.