Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Build a house next to it.

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Dad.

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Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Gummi bears. )

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A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ?

Carconogenic !