Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.