Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

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He didn't give a sh...

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The guy gets fierious.

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How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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So they don't have hairballs!

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Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.