Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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A receding hare line!

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Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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When it's raining cats and dogs !

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Wet.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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E.T learned English and wanted to go home.