Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

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What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!