Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

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In case they run out of bullets.

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!