What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

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What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.