What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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By watching the noose.

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Because umbrellas can't walk

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Because they speak English.

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Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.