E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
It was a wannabe wallaby!
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
Extra testicle
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
A: They must follow the letter of the law.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
I don't know. I just build the fence.
Krautfunding.