What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.