What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

English Jokes More English Jokes

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.