Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What is the most common french saying?

nous abandonnons"

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

H Jokes More H Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid