Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

H Jokes More H Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"