Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

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It had no soul.

Why did I join Twitter?

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Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !