Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.