Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.