What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar