What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!