What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.