What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar