Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'