Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

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Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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What do you call a black detective?

Sherlock Homie

What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone