How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"