How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh lmao