What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.