What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to .

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !